February 2012
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finally tried the Lush shampoo I’ve had squirreled away for a while (✿◠‿◠) if I don’t wake up with Disney Princess hair I’m going to be fucking furious
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sherlock-hound:
a young girl describes herself as “sooooooo random x3” on her blog but as it turns out she is the literal embodiment of random, she is an amalgamation of variables assigned to arbitrary points in space, a metaphysical being of pure entropy around which all probabilities become nonexistent, an inter-dimensional mathematical construct transcending spacetime and existing entirely...
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NEW FOLLOWERS
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your-nibs:
uglytshirt replied to your post: lol dang i swear how are like 80% of current potc…
ugh god I’ve had this exact thought
and then they watermark it
ain’t nobody gonna steal your ugly ass shit babes
water marks in point 14 comic sans-like font w h y
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Stephen Colbert's Seussian ode to the producers of...
inothernews:
This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough — I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff! With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit — A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it! Filmmakers, get cracking! The market is lacking a splendiferous Lorax-themed drill made for fracking! Or the fine, certain something that all people need — indeed, you’ll succeed if...
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me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
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“people over-analyze shit way too much these days. i’m sure they didn’t intend...”
– can I just smack you upside the head real quick
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Vote for MST3K as your favorite sci-fi series of... →
cussandfight:
weloverifftrax:
MST3K is now in the lead! Let’s try to keep it that way.
You know what to do.
GO MSTIES!
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Tomorrow, February 28, 2012, is free pancake day... →
drinkyourjuice:
Live your best life.
victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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jpegartifacts:
I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
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